Kanye

A GPS would’ve helped him get away with it, hopefully he learned to slow down, and I bet he buys a fancier pool now…

I hope he wasn’t in the passing lane, always know your surroundings, an owl gets mixed into some bad things, and I bet those…

Not the finish he was expecting, a man shows his dedication to drinking, and do all nursing homes have this clause?…

Where’d he learn how to drive?, a bad time to take a bow, and historic walls aren’t for everyone…

I’m never closing my eyes ever again, that’s not really a funny joke, and that inmate took things just a little too far…

Good thing you didn’t ask for extra cheese, watch your dangerous role-playing, don’t do THAT to a cop car, and never assume…

Always create an escape plan, bring your ID next time, and that seems like an egg-celent overreaction….

Who leaves a perfectly good penguin plushie, he didn’t think that through, and never leave your illegal substance with the cops…